…when all through the house
was the sound of clicking, the clicking of a mouse.
Rogue Brains employees were fully engrossed,
in an attempt to deliver a long overdue blog post.
The vegan treats were displayed on the table with care,
in hopes that UltraMantis would soon be there.
The children were sitting on the edge of their chairs,
screaming at the tops of their lungs for super snapmares.
And Stigma in his mask and Vin in his patchwork tights
brood as the Bitari prepare to issue their last rites.
When out from the curtain arose such a clatter,
the fans sprang from their seats to see what was the matter.
What to their wondering eyes should appear,
but the Osirian Portal as a Trio to begin the new year.
The BDK left a path of destruction in their wake,
while Jakob gave the CHIKArmy many a headache.
F.I.S.T. got a new member and had lots of fights,
but they’ll always and forever be friends in similar tights.
Death Haze has shown to be a formidable team,
while Bryce doing a top-rope dive was not just a golden dream.
Wiggly knocks it out of the park weekly on this Go-Go thing
while Mr. Loudspeaker’s voice booms from the center of the ring,
“Now Dasher! Now Sugar!
Now Brodie and Grizz!
On Colony! On Kingston!
On Quack and on Jig!”
Beating levels will add Tecnicos to your collection,
just you wait until you see Rudo Resurrection!
This poem has gone on way past its prime,
especially considering we can’t think of another rhyme.